Chainsaws and spelling

I hate people who are picky about spelling (unless it's in a copy-editing situation).  But recently I was trying to search out a blues musician called "Chainsaw Davidson" on Facebook.

If you really want to know how bad the literacy level is in North America, maybe in the world -- search the word "chainsaw" in Facebook and start reading at about result #100.  Not that people don't know how to spell chainsaw.  It's--well, it's ...  well, here are some of the spellings I saw:

• The Texas Chainsaw Masica
• Texas Chainsaw Massacher
• Chainsaw Mascer
• Chainsaw Texas Masacre
• Texas Chainsaw Masakr
• The Chainsaw Masacure
• Texas Chainsaw Masecar
• Texas Chainsaw Massaccare
• The Chainsaw Massicure
• Texas Chainsaw Masaquer
• Texas Chainsaw Massaker
• Texas Chainsaw Masscre
• Chainsaw Massacra

The I-don't-know-how-to-spell-Texas-either list:

• Texaz Chainsaw Massacare
• Texes Chainsaw Massicar
• Texes Chainsaw Massacare
• Texes Chainsaw Masacer
• Texsas Chainsaw Massacare 

The NASCAR spellings:

• Texus Chainsaw Masicar
• Texas Chainsaw Massicar
• Texas Chainsaw Masacr 

• Texas Chainsaw Mascara  (my personal favourite)
• Chainsaw Masicka  (the gangsta rap spelling?)
• Texas Chainsaw Masscre
• Chainsaw Masscre the Beginning
• Texas Chainsaw Masequer  (Eh, garçon, it must be French!)
• Texas Chainsaw Massacrecre
• Texas Chainsaw Masakre
• Texas Chainsaw Msacre
• Chainsaw Massa  (This guy wasn't going to take any chances on 'massacre')
• Texas Chainsaw Beggining (This guy must have decided to sidestep 'massacre' altogether and just go with beginning as a keyword.  Oops.)
• Texas Chainsaw Masika  (3rd reich spelling)
• Texas Chainsaw Masakar
• Texas Chainsaw Masicer
• Chainsaw Masicare
• Texas Chainsaw Massequere
• Texas Chainsaw Masachar
• Texas Chainsaw Maccacre Texas Chainsaw Mascure

I mean there is Google for checking the spelling of things and since you're already on the internet creating your page on Fasebook, er, Facebuke, er Phacebook...

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